Alright, the headline of this post is not true: Kanye West is seriously alive. I just titled the post that for the lulz.
Rumors are that those rabble-rousers over at 4chan started this craziness. But I'd like to believe it was started by the collective dreams of every human being on planet Earth. You've read The Secret, right?
Why do I feel like just by mentioning 4chan I'm going to get this site hacked? I guess I should start thinking of a new password.