On your mark, get set, we're riding on the Internet! Whee!
I am a fan of old, outdated guides to the Internet, and this one's no exception.
What's even better is that someone edited this to not only make these kids look even dumber than they are, but also made it look like they were all watching weird 32-bit porn sites.
Pixels are sexy. But can you imagine downloading internet porn in 1993? Slowcity, USA.
Let me learn you something. Porn is the reason high speed internet exists. Don't believe me? Watch this video and think about it. Of course porn helped push the internet along, dummy. And these kids knew it all along. Maybe they're not so dumb after all.
[via Everything Is Terrible]