Windows Is Never Going To Be Cool
Ha. Get it? It's that paperclip from Windows '98. Helping a person install actual windows.
Listen, Microsoft, you and your users have never been funny. Your ads and promotion for Windows 7 have been awkward, Bill Gates will always be a dork, and no matter how many different colors you offer for your laptops, you'll never be cool. Sorry.
I'm a Mac user and proud of it. Even Justin Long's got you beat on this one, and he's a huge dork.
If you want to argue about it, I won't need to argue back. Because I have a visual aid to prove how dorky Microsoft is — this picture of Bill Gates:
[image via Reddit]
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