This Is The Internet
I sure am posting createfarts.com, sure am.
Because I've not yet seen a site like this — with such poor design, stupid function, and corny humor — that sums up what the Internet means to me more accurately. I bet hundreds of thousands of people create farts, laugh and pass it onto their friends.
You can choose your fart's "sound control" to be "cops show up!" "Cops show up!"
That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen, and I love it. Even though there's only a few different fart noises that play no matter what options you chose, who cares!? FARTS!!!
Oh, Internet, you're the biggest time wasting, brain numbing thing to ever exist. Thank you.
