Free Beer!
The above video shows actual footage of a semi-truck crash that happened in Ohio back in June of this year.
The semi crashed on a highway overpass, sending its cargo tumbling to the ground below. To the awe of passers-by, that cargo was cases of Bud Light cans.
Free beer raining from the sky! It's every college student's dream. Except in this dream, the heavy cargo fell onto a van of orphans instantly killing everyone inside. What can i say? Cans are heavy. Seems too much beer really can be deadly.
Ha! I'm just kidding! That's just a joke! Everyone was fine. Well, actually, three people were injured. But at least I used "orphans" in the joke, because since no one loves them, I knew no one would be upset.
Ha! That's another joke! And here's my killer finale…
All we need now is a pretzel truck crash! Yeah!
[via UniqueDaily]
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