It's a pretty sad time. Season one of Tosh.0 is over. Don't worry. As you can probably tell, the blog is still here. We'll continue posting until Tosh returns.
Still, I expect that you've cried at least eight or nine times since the season finale aired last week. Well, GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF. It's only a TV show.
Instead of being a wuss all the time — just try looking like one. I've dug up an online makeup tutorial that will make it look like you're crying, even when you aren't. So, dry your eyes. You'll still get all the attention of concerned peers asking, "Why are you crying?" without the constant puffy face, the added expense of tissue boxes and the nagging urge to slit your wrists.
There's even a bonus tutorial: Lady GaGa lips. You should wear those, even on happy days.
Share your lamentations in the comments.