Your Pet Otter
Most of us will never have the pet otter of our dreams.
The price of bribing your landlord, local police and animal rights activist girlfriend is probably more expensive than the money you'd spend on food.
And speaking of food, good luck finding otter kibble. You can't just run down and buy that sh*t at the Publix (or if your raising your otter in St. Louis, the Schnucks).
So instead, you find 5 minutes of baby otter footage on the Internet and watch that. Which is perfect. Five minutes is about how long it takes for you to realize that getting a pet otter was a stupid idea anyway.
The otter is cute though. So cute, in fact, that it makes that song that's playing tolerable to listen to.
[via The Daily What]
