I'm afraid to say anything mean because this dude might come after me looking for some payblack, but here goes:
- I don't know how he's going to handle both of those girls at once. He might have to put one of them on the black burner.
- Say what you will about appearances, but I know this guy and he would literally give you the shirt off his black.
- Or, as one BuzzFeed user put it: "I want to make him black and blue by popular demand."
As I've probably just proven, you can't replace "back" with "black" and then suddenly think you're a bad-ass. Wearing a do-rag doesn't work either.