Loaded Santa on Twitter

Is this what the world is coming to?  Funny Twitter accounts?

Seems like, since the success of @ShitMyDadSays, "humor-based Twitter accounts" are all set to be the next "single-serving Tumblr blogs" — meaning there will be way too many of them, the majority of which won't be that great.

Fitting that genre, just in time for the holidays (since "the holidays" apparently start the day after Halloween now), we have @LoadedSanta — the fictitious Twitter account of a highly-intoxicated sounding version of Santa Claus (as opposed to the non-fictitious Santa Claus Twitter account).

With an entire movie and generations of sketch comedy to rip off, you think there'd be plenty of brilliant material for Loaded Santa to steal.  Instead we get gems like this: "Prancer's f***ing Dancer. In the ass. Oh what. You're shocked?"

Yikes.

See, here's the problem: The reason ShitMyDadSays works is because the guy is following around his real dad.  Nothing is funnier than the truth.  If the man behind Loaded Santa wanted comedic gold, he'd go track down the real Santa and get the son-of-a-bitch hammered.  Then you go tweet the real stuff that comes out of the real loaded Santa's mouth.

Come on!  How hard is that??