Talking Kitty
If you just watched the video above, you're probably thinking, Why would he show us that? What is wrong with this man??
I want you to feel my pain: the pain of constantly being given false hope. People say they have a video of a "Talking Kitty!" only to provide you with a piece of video "entertainment" so despicable, it drives you to wonder if society deserves to continue on any longer.
It's a cold, dire place, this Internet — this thing that supposedly gives us hope, but constantly lets us down; this electronic monster that continues to eat at our brain like some blood-thirsty zombie.
You think I'm being too harsh? You think I should let the Internet be?? Why don't you ask Talking Kitty what he thinks, huh?
Then maybe you'll think twice. Then maybe you'll know what I've seen out here.
[via Urlesque]
