Since we only have 3 bloggers, we decided to ask Everett, our security guard here at Tosh.0, what his favorite moment from season one was. His answer? "The puppies and babies one." Got it, Everett. Thanks for chiming in.

What's your favorite moment from season one? Tell us in the comments!

Remember that super-viral skateboarding dog named Tillman? He's back!

He happens to be playing a just-released-on-Monday Tony Hawk video game right before Christmas season. There's no way this is staged!

A dog playing a skateboard video game wouldn't be that hard to fake when you think about it. All you really see him do is sit, stay, come forward a little bit, etc. I won't be impressed until they can get a dog to beat Dance Dance Revolution.

This "People of Walmart" picture has been floating around the internet today and it's great — except they're not in a Walmart*! Sure it's shocking, and after seeing it you will never erase the image from your mind, but it's not in a Walmart*. Correct me if I'm wrong, but the whole point of the blog is to capture weirdos at Walmart*, not start picking on people at a bank.

Hey, if you're going to get a book deal for your tumblr blog, be thorough.

*I'm 100% sure she shops there.

This week's unclaimed domain:

ToshPoint1.com

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I don’t know if it’s even possible to “upgrade” Tosh.0. The show is already so good. But who knows –- season two might be that much more mind-blowing. That's why this week, I'm peddling the domain name ToshPoint1.com. Any takers?

Here are some things you could do with ToshPoint1.com:

• A homepage for the point guard on the Tosh.0 basketball team.
• List improvements the show could make in performance, stability, and security.
• A gossip blog speculating about the demerits on Daniel Tosh's driver's license.
• Cybersquat the domain on speculation that the network will change the show's name. (They won't.)
• Or, you can't lose by just forwarding it to the Tosh.0 Blog

If you don't know how to buy a domain name, here's how. Buy ToshPoint1.com before Comedy Central does!

Bored Panda recently posted an article on "25 Incredible Photos Made Without Photoshop."

They open with the following question: "Aren’t you tired of all those digitally modified photoshopped pictures?"

To which I must respond: Hell no.

In fact, let me raise another question: Has a dog ever been to the moon?

No.  But would I want to see a dog on the moon?

Hell yes.

Oh, and thanks to Photoshop, I can.

Check out the photo to the right.  It's a mutha-f"in' dog on the mutha-f'in' moon!

What do you think of that?  You think it's totally awesome?  Well so do I.  And you know why it's able to be totally awesome… because of Photoshop.

The perspective photo at the top.  Lame.

Photoshop makes our fat celebrities bearable to look at and turns the primary source-based reality of history into a total freakin' mess.

Long live, Photoshop.

Not for real things like government and law, but for important things like the best web meme of 2009!

It's the URLies, Urlesque's web awards that decide who the public's favorite web items are for the year. Is it Keyboard Cat or David After Dentist!? Who's it going to be!? The anticipation is killing me!

I haven't been this excited since I entered the 8th grade student council race as treasurer. Who needs actual politics? We all waste enough time online to admit to ourselves that we love all things internet, so let's be honest.

I'm pulling for Keyboard Cat. What about you!? Go vote!

I'm afraid to say anything mean because this dude might come after me looking for some payblack, but here goes:

• I don't know how he's going to handle both of those girls at once. He might have to put one of them on the black burner.
• Say what you will about appearances, but I know this guy and he would literally give you the shirt off his black.
• Or, as one BuzzFeed user put it: "I want to make him black and blue by popular demand."

As I've probably just proven, you can't replace "back" with "black" and then suddenly think you're a bad-ass. Wearing a do-rag doesn't work either.

[via BuzzFeed]

As we approach 2010, more and more sites are doing their decade retrospectives.

The Webby Awards just released their list of "The Ten Most Influential Internet Moments of the Decade."

The list is interesting and relatively accurate, I guess.  Problem is, not much of it is stuff that really effected my life.  "Iranian election protests?"  Yawn.  I wasn't even registered to vote in Iran.

So, with that comedic premise, here are the most important Internet moments of the decade… according to me!

1. I discover users on Napster had changed their Radiohead songs to "Rodeohead" songs — allowing me to illegally download Kid A despite Napster's new anti-piracy filtering system.
2. Myspace adds new privacy settings, lowering my ability to stalk people online.
3. The country's obsession with online poker teaches me how to lose thousands of dollars gambling from the privacy of my own home.
4. A friend sends me a link to view March Madness on the CBS website, allowing me to watch the NCAA college basketball tournament at work, lowering my productivity effectively to zero.
5. Utilizing instant messaging and Papa John's website, I convince my sister to buy me a pizza despite us living over a thousand miles apart.
6. I am informed via email that I will be receiving a life changing sum of $1.000.000,00 American dollars from a rich Nigerian diplomat.
7. After a single attempt at online dating, I quickly learn why people do not use online dating and vow never to do it again.
8. Online music retailers such as iTunes provide a worldwide outlet for my band to distribute our music, giving us access to markets that previously would have never been available to us.  We earn $26.
9. Signing up for Twitter — like Facebook, Myspace and Friendster before it — lowers my self-esteem by once again proving that I have less friends than anyone else I know.
10. I get a job blogging for a living.  The rope I use to attempt to hang myself is too long.  Will try again in the 2010s.

What is your most important Internet moment of the 2000s?  Tell us in the comments.

Alright, world.  The above video of a young soccer goalie scoring on herself is kind of funny and kind of cute.

But is it 300,000 views worth of funny?

According to it's statistics and data, this movie really took off around November 15th.  That means this video has been watched over 50,000 times a day for the past few days.

The video is so popular even some PETA supporter is trying to milk it in an attempt to spread their message of animal love.

So the real score here is against animal cruelty.  Which means everyone's a winner.

Oh, except for the little girl's team.  They lost by exactly one goal.  Her father beat her severely.  So, ironically, child abuse is still on the rise.

[via Arbroath]

Wondering what time it is?

Why don't you check out this clock made entirely out of scroll bars!

What's that?  You don't want to check out this clock made entirely out of scroll bars because that is the stupidest, most unnecessary thing you've ever heard of in your entire life and you're 86 years old and lived through the slap bracelet craze??

Fair enough.

I dug extremely deep trying to find out the reason behind "Scroll Clock."  I think I clicked through about seven "via" links and nothing.  Even the official blog post by the designer doesn't provide much insight.

"I played with MooTools a bit and did that. Useless, opensource, nerdy."

Well, I agree with the first of your three points.

[via The Daily What]