Sure, you can splice a bunch of quotes together, taking words and phrases out of context, to make the Internet sound stupid.
But the Internet is not stupid.
To me, the Internet is a delightful place. It would never hit on my sister, it's not owned by 50 Cent, and it is definitely not a collection of fax machines.
However, I do agree: The Internet is Christmas all the time.
What do you think the Internet is?