I took Spanish for three years in high school. If I was dropped in the middle of Mexico tomorrow, I wouldn't be able to remember how to speak any of it to save my life. (I guess I should say use any of it to find a phone to call home on — not save my life — unless it was a bad part of Mexico. But I digress.)
I'm not bilingual or multilingual; I can barely speak proper English. And since the following seven videos don't contain a lick of English, you'd think I'd be way lost.
But who needs to know what ridiculous people are saying when they're doing ridiculous things? Not me. We may live in a different country than these original clips were shot, but that doesn't matter because we can watch them online.
Here are my favorite seven clips of foreign TV shows that we don't understand and don't need to. Because they tell a great story on their own.
Click after the jump to read the full list!
7. Motorcycle Entrance Fail
Who cares why this guy is driving a motorcycle onto a full set towards a bleacher full of audience members? Not me. Someone even starts clapping after he crashes it. These foreign people are crazy!
6. Foreign Stage Fall
Insane camera angles! Weird old guests that fall of the stage! Who cares if he's okay? The language of physical comedy is universal.
5. Kick the Burger
This dude says something in another language and then starts saying/rapping/singing something about a Burger Man in English. Still definitely makes no sense.
4. Total Nonsense
Even IF these people were speaking English, this is still utter nonsense. People ARE different!
3. Host Loses It
Sometimes the one of someone's voice is enough to tell what they're trying to express. In this case, something really, really hilarious.
2. Lady Hates the Telephone
This chick HATES that telephone. Why? No idea. No idea what the words all over the screen mean either. But I'll go ahead and watch this over and over again.
1. Dude FLIPS HIS ISH on Show
I don't need to waste your time making stupid jokes about this show. Just take that time saved and play this again, because it's GOLD.
What clips have I missed of crazy foreign TV shows? Leave them for us in the comments!