Get a bad holiday gift?
No need to worry. There's a website out there for you. Why? Because it's the world wide web, that's why.
*Sigh.* I feel like I say that everyday at this job. (Because I do).
Anyway, this idea's kind of entertaining — you go this site, Badgiftemporium.com, post what you've got to pawn off (like the Mexican jumping beans above), and a buyer finds you.
It's kind of like eBay. Except, well, there is no "except." You can probably find all these awful gifts on eBay too. Ah, well. Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.
Especially when it's ironic, right? Check it out, it looks just like Urban Outfitters!