The Internet used to be about one thing: wasting time.

Back before online banking and eBay and instructional how-to videos and Segway repair forums, a website was just full of some dumb crap that made you giggle.

Thus, I bring you "BACON or BEER CAN."

Little known fact about this site: It never gets old.

[via The Daily What]

Sometimes, everyone can see what is about to go wrong except for you.

Like how after you got divorced, I told you that we got the betting pool on how long your marriage would last during the reception.

This video is titled "SelfMade RollerCoaster."

Uh, no.

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Had the Internet been in full swing back when Horatio Sanz and Jimmy Fallon originally performed their silly Christmas ditty "I Wish It Was Christmas Today" on Saturday Night Live (with prominent onlookers Chris Kattan and Tracy Morgan), the song would probably already be a holiday mainstay.

But alas, it wasn't until last night's performance of the song on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon that the tune had its second coming.  (Kind of like Jesus, oddly enough!)

Fallon and Sanz got things started in its traditional arrangement before The Strokes' frontman Julian Casablancas launched into a full rock version backed by Fallon house band, The Roots.

Casablancas had the foresight to record a beefed up version of the song and release it as a single back in November.  You can buy the song on iTunes or get the song as a bonus track for buying his solo debut album.

With all the press the performance has gotten, I think we can safely change Julian's last name to Cash-in-blancas.

And don't forget Fallon and Sanz who, as the song's writers, will be receiving royalties.

Looks like those three have given themselves a nice little Christmas present.  And all they had to do was rehash a song they wrote a decade ago.

Marry Christmas!  May the rich and famous get rich and famous-er!

Think you're funnier than Tosh.0? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Monday at 4pm when we'll post our favorite!

"Why'd I drink so much? That took at least 7 years off my life."

The awesome guy over at The Oatmeal came up with this fun cautionary tale about helping your friends and family with computer related problems. Click HERE to see the whole thing.

This has definitely happened to me several times, but I always play dumb. I find that ignorance is always bliss in most cases, unless you're on Jeopardy. Then you're just going to lose.

Check out The Oatmeal for some more awesome pages, and buy him a cup of coffee while you're at it!

Last week, McDonald's announced they would be offering free, unlimited Wi-Fi in the vast majority of their fast food restaurants beginning in early 2010.

This new strategy works exceptionally well with their overall goal of making Americans obese.

Eating high calorie, processed food is only one part of the vast tapestry that is becoming severely overweight.  Eating in excess and remaining sedentary for long periods of time is also an important component.

By giving customers a reason not to move and keeping them in their restaurants where they may feel compelled to purchase more food will help McDonald's further these goals.

Sitting on your ass and fast food.  It's a match made in heaven!  I'm lovin' it!

[via ComputerWorld]

Do you need someone to build a "powerful, dynamic e-commerce site"?

It's your lucky day.  21st Century Website Design is "a pioneer in web site design for 21st century needs."

What you're seeing above is a screengrab of the actual website for this web design company.

Little piece of advice: If you are trying to sell yourself as the best in 21st century web design, make sure your own site looks like it was made sometime after the mid-1900s.

They boast: "We install shopping carts, create product databases, and, most important, assure privacy with secure financial transactions for credit card processing."

How do we know this?  Because all of those things are far less difficult to create than the "blue star moving GIF" they have shooting across the top of their page.

You want a kick-ass website?  Here's a kick-ass website:

That's more than just web design…  That's a mind-blowing, dynamic, multimedia presentation.

F' yeah, 21st Century Website Design.  F' yeah!

We dug through hundreds of comments looking for the best user submitted caption for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by the user Brian.

Yoko Ono tries to break up Siegfried & Roy.

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back tomorrow at 12 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge where you'll once again have an opportunity to try to prove if you're funnier than Tosh.0!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text TOSH to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

If you are like most Americans, you are probably upset that your pornography is not organized by color.

The Rainbow of Porn solves this problem.  Just go to their website where you will find the above image of a unicorn.  Click on any color in the image to bring up a collection of porn videos in that color.

Thing is, it doesn't match skin color or anything like that.  It literally matches the color of the video: things like the lighting and the background.

So if you get off to certain porn cinematography, this site is perfect for you.

Personally, I really get excited when the videographer uses a blue filter to enhance the melancholy mood of the pizza delivery man who just wants to bang.

[via GorillaMask]

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For those of you who are disappointed there hasn't been enough vomiting on recent episodes of Tosh.0, here is my Christmas gift to you…

Eggnog Bong.

Yes, Eggnog Bong.

The cool thing about giving the gift of vomiting is that it's the gift that keeps on giving… being that watching someone vomit always makes you want to vomit.

Merry Christmas!

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