I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Haters can't even hate!

Why would you want to hate anyway?  We're all people at heart.  But some of us are dumber people.  We make fun of those people.  You laugh.  What's so bad with that equation?

So thank you, Ms. Butters, Samantha and Ashley, for proving that Tosh.0 and Daniel Tosh are just too damn irresistible.

You may try to deny it, but you know you can't wait for next week's episode!

Catch an all new episode of Tosh.0 on Wednesday, February 3rd at 10:30pm / 9:30c on Comedy Central!

Every girl dreams of being proposed to in the middle of a red carpet in front of a bunch of strangers and a poster of Kristen Bell. I should know this. I'm a girl.

Obviously, Chad Williams is not. And neither are the lovely marketing people over at Robbins Brothers. Otherwise, someone (anyone!) would have stopped this monstrosity of a proposal from happening.

You can practically taste her disgust with his cheeseball I-have-to-tie-my-shoe-psych!-I'm-really-on-my-knee-to-propose move. The first time I watched this I thought I heard her respond with, "Uhh? Yes…" but after watching it again I realized her response was a more concrete, "Ugh. Yes…"

Either way, she's not happy. And who would be? The only thing less romantic than a Josh Duhamel chick flick is being proposed to for a viral marketing campaign at the premiere of a Josh Duhamel chick flick.

[via Best Week Ever]

Holy Taco knows what the Internet wants: Freeze-frame pictures of people getting punched in the face!

That's why they compiled a list of "25 People Punched In The Face."

The lesson here: If you are planning on punching someone in the face, get a freeze-frame picture of the point of impact and then post that picture on the Internet.

Then, when you go to prison, you can get a nice cell in the sweet, but not highly publicized "Internet celebrity" cell block.

You still get raped in the ass, but you get raped in the ass by other incarcerated Internet celebrities!  Like David Motari, the puppy killer!  Sweet!

[via YepYep]

Sure, Steve Jobs has the iPad but, apparently, Bill Gates has the dance moves. According to the New York Post, the billionaire was seen dancing, "Paris style", on a banquet table. He tipped a waitress $500, gyrated the night away, and even fist-pumped on the dance floor until he was rushed out the back door by his security team.

The moral of the story? You're never too old, too successful, or too intelligent to act like Paris Hilton.

[via CrunchGear]

Everyone and their dad tried to copy the Chicago Bear's Super Shuffle after they perfected it in 1985, but only one other organization came close to doing it.

GLOW, the Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling. Who, you ask?

It's okay if you've never heard of them, because they weren't around for long. But because God is good, they have a website and you can learn more about them there.

I just happy Everything is Terrible is awesome enough to find and post these kinds of things for all of us to see. If you haven't checked them out before, now's the time!

[via EIT]

We dug through over a thousand comments looking for the best user submitted caption for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

This week, our winner comes from one of our mobile users, Riley.

Remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text TOSH to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Here you go, just aim for my zoology diploma at the bottom of the can.

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back Monday at 4 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge where you'll once again have an opportunity to try to prove if you're funnier than Tosh.0!

Come on people, the sleeping friend's hand in hot water? It's been done.

The "kick-me" sign taped to your friend's back? That's so last year.

But the jumping on your friend's windshield to scare him and then accidentally breaking his windshield? That's a prank worth pulling.

This image was snapped while waiting for a J train in Brooklyn.

Writing your Twitter handle in graffiti might seem like a good plan to gain some followers.  That is until the police tweet @bahddassfatty a $350 fine.

Unfortunately, I couldn't actually find either of these accounts on Twitter, so maybe it has some other meaning.  Gang members are always one step ahead of me.  Especially on the technology front.

[via @varga]

We aired this segment during last week's show, and demand was so high, we thought we'd finally get it up on the blog.

Turns out people love seeing someone viciously push his buddy head first into a wall.

It was good enough to earn him Tosh.0's "Dick of the Week"