Someone Ripped Off My Penis!
On Wednesday, I wrote about the concept of "being penis'd" — basically, responding to any conversation with the non-sequitur "Penis."
I am the first to admit that, though fun, it's a little silly, and I hoped to explain it and kind of just leave it at that.
But they drag me back in…
Suddenly today, via GorillaMask, I see a link to a new Tumblr blog called "You've Been Penis'd" which basically outlines the use of the "penis response technique" in a number of high-profile situations.
Now, I have no proof that someone began this blog after reading my post; however, if you Google, "been penis'd" (which I do quite regularly I might add), only 7 results show up.
I'll let you guess what the top two results are…

I also must admit, I did not come up with this concept. Being penis'd is bigger than all of us. I do not claim to have created it. But it appears I may have coined the term. (Well, actually my friend Mark kind of did, but f' him!)
A little credit where credit is due, people! I don't have much to hang my hat on. Let me hang my hat on this penis!
The blog is really funny, by the way. I hope to see more.




































