Good thinking, Euclid. The last thing you want while watching Tosh.0 is dry hands. It could temporarily distract you from all the hilarity taking place on screen.
And 10:30pm is a perfect time for that evening snack. I'm a big fan of buttered popcorn which can certainly be greasy. Those napkins will definitely come in handy.
You wouldn't want to get any grease stains on your couch, would you?
Don't get any semen stains on your couch either.
Catch an all new episode of Tosh.0 TONIGHT, January 20th at 10:30pm / 9:30c on Comedy Central!