Daniel got his first ink, but getting tattooed was more addictive than he thought.

What do you think of Daniel's new sleeve?  Let us know in the comments.

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Whale Man
• More Whale Man!
• Dive fail
• Horse attacks little girl
• Pogo stick fail
• Guy gets glasses tattooed on his face
• Groom gets pissed at bride
• Video Breakdown original clip: Weightlifter passes out
• Web Redemption original clip: Risky Business Girls

In this week's Video Breakdown, we prove it's dangerous to lift more than you can handle — especially if what you can handle is five pounds.

When trying to recreate stunts from "The Dukes of Hazzard," it helps to have the appropriate vehicle.

And we put 20 seconds on the clock to comment on how you'd dance if your diaper was filled with poop all the time.

But that's not all.  You can see a lot more of tonight's show right here on the site:

• This week's Web Redemption with the Risky Business Girls
• Maybe you can help answer some of our Unanswered Questions
• Definitely go help change our Wikipedia page
• Tell us what you think of Tosh's new tattooed look
• Check out our parody of the "Whale Man"
• Want to submit your own video?  Do it here!

See every single solitary clip from this week's show in this week's raw clips guide.

Tosh helps the "Risky Business" girls redeem themselves by recreating all of Tom Cruise's movies.

Want more redemption? Head over to our Web Redemptions category to catch all the redeeming moments you may have missed.

And don't forget to check in tomorrow at noon when we'll post the extended interview with the Risky Business Girls, and maybe get to the bottom of why the floor needed to be so slippery.

Ever wonder what all those bleep noises on the show are covering up?

Here's every word that the censors made us bleep on tonight's show in order of their appearance:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, HOLY FUCKING SHIT, HOLY FUCKING SHIT, SHITTING, RETARD, RETARD, TARD, RE RE, RETARDO, FUCK, SHITTY, MOUTHY, SHIT, COCKtease

Yeah, even "Mouthy."

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Ladies!  Gentlemen!  We can't just show 30 minutes of uninterrupted commercial-free puking!

That would be…  Actually…

I'm going to run up to the development department here at Comedy Central.  While I'm gone, make sure to watch tonight's episode of Tosh.0.

Catch an all new episode of Tosh.0 TONIGHT, Wednesday, January 27th at 10:30pm / 9:30c on Comedy Central!

You guys may already know that I post a Tosh.0 Idol every Monday covering some of the web's finest singers. I'm always trying to find the best of the best out there.

But sometimes, there are singers so talented, they have no competitors. Like icyspicyleoncie.

Take a look and then buckle up, because she's got a whole channel with other icyspicyleoncie classics like "Man! Let's Have Fun," "Love in a Pub," and "Invisible Girl." Get into it.

And in advance, you're welcome.

Have you seen this new iPad????

You know what it can do??  OH!  I'll tell you!!

• It can KICK YOUR F***ING ASS!
• It FLIES!!
• It provides a more realistic newspaper reading experience when reading  THE NEW YORK TIMES!
• It BUTT RAPES Amazon's Kindle and then brags about it ALL OVER TOWN!!
• It will DOCK WITH YOUR KEYBOARD!
• You can use iTunes!!
• You can rub your filthy hands ALL OVER IT!
• It'll Bluetooth the SH*T out of you!!
• It'll cure your AIDS!
• Steve Jobs will be able to SEE YOU PEE!!!
• Subway bums will FOLLOW YOU HOME!!!
• It will GET YOU ROBBED!
• You can take it to CAMP!!
• YOUR FATHER will finally accept your alcohol abuse!!
• The screen is SEMEN RESISTANT!!!
• It will mate with your iPhone giving birth to FREE iPod Nanos!

You excited yet?!?!  Go get yours today!!!!

[Note: You can not get your today.  They come out in April or something.]

"Wheelbarrow races never looked so good."  What a long and boring title.  What a terribly unnecessary use of punctuation.

Think you got a funnier name for this video?  Let us know in the comments!  Then check back next week when we'll post our favorite.

Last week's video Pig at the Playground got some interesting responses, but I definitely liked "Khloe Kardashian's Career" the best.  It's funny because Khloe Kardashian has the appearance of a barnyard animal.  Good work, Mr. Rawski!

"Shit bitch, you is fine!"

Yes.  Yes, I'm going to buy this for every single ounce of irony it's worth.

I love this bear, and I love the internet for providing it to me.  We have a love/hate relationship, the internet and I.  But at times like this, I couldn't imagine loving anything more or a life without it.  Aw, internet, you're making me blush.  Sometimes you're just the best thing ever.

Want to buy your own?  Click here.

[via The Daily What]