I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Holy cow, Jim!  Way to live it up!

Eating delicious saltine crackers and watching basic cable??  You're a madman!

Might I suggest washing that saltine down with a Miller High Life.  That'll help you kick your evening into full gear.

But seriously, Tosh.0 is a classy show.  Try to step it up next week.  Maybe some Carr's Table Water Crackers.  The Cracked Pepper variety are exquisite.  And get yourself some aged gruyère for Christ's sake!  You want to be keeping your eyes out for puke in style!

Catch an all new episode of Tosh.0 on Wednesday, March 3rd at 10:30pm / 9:30c on Comedy Central!

This movie has everything! Suspense, drama, hot leads, cop show parodies, pool scenes, psycho killers, a plot revolving around a break-up, superheroes, intense introspection, and of course, a great title.

I saw the prequel, Forgetting John Connor. It was really good. A little violent but still super funny.

All Things Digital reported today on some of the emerging details of Twitter's plans to start adding advertising.

According to the article:

"There are plenty of details to work out. Including a launch date, though it seems as if the first half of this year is a very safe bet."

But that doesn't explain how the tweet above ended up on my account!

I've never even been to Target!

[via Mashable]

I bet you feel real bad now, don't you.

Find something better to do with your time, weirdo.

100% of my knowledge of modern pop music comes from doing research on what to post on this blog.

So apparently, there is some "hip" new singer called "Ke-Dollar Sign-Ha" (the "ha", I believe, is in reference to the fact that she is a comedy act) who has become a sensation by hanging out with Flo Rida and acting like a lunatic.  I mean, "brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack"?  You're supposed to drinking that shit, honey.  For your teeth, I would recommend Crest.

Now, some embarrassing video of her singing in a middle school talent show has hit the Internet and proved that auto-tune is a perfectly valid way to create a career for yourself.

But don't worry, Ke$ha!  We all have embarrassing videos from our teenage days floating around the web!

[via Dlisted]

We've gotten nearly two thousand comments submitted for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by Roberto.

Firony!

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back Monday at 4 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge where you'll once again have an opportunity to try to prove if you're funnier than Tosh.0!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text TOSH to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

You know why tonight is going to be a good night for the Black Eyed Peas?  Because they are one of the only acts whose music people are still willing to pay for.

As reported by Billboard, iTunes sold its 10 billionth song on Wednesday.  And as I write this, 100 million songs are currently being stolen via torrents.

But using some terrible math: Apple has confirmed sales of 220 million iPods.  That means that sales of songs per iPod come to 45 songs per iPod sold.  Or the equivalent of about 3 – 4 albums per iPod.  No wonder the music industry is crumbling before our eyes.

To celebrate the 10 billionth song, iTunes released their 25 most sold singles of all time.  Here are the top 10:

1. Black Eyed Peas, "I Gotta Feeling"
2. Lady Gaga, "Poker Face"
3. Black Eyed Peas, "Boom Boom Pow"
4. Jason Mraz, "I'm Yours"
5. Coldplay, "Viva La Vida"
6. Lady Gaga, "Just Dance"
7. Flo Rida, "Low"
8. Taylor Swift, "Love Story"
9. Leona Lewis, "Bleeding Love"
10. Ke$ha, "Tick Tock"

Uhg.  Maybe it's a good thing the industry is going under…

[via Joe. My. God.]

When people get dressed up real nice and pay a photographer thousands of dollars to document a once-in-a-lifetime event, it serves as the perfect opportunity for a photobomb.

What better way to celebrate the end of the month of loooove than with a Best of Wedding Photobombs collection?

Love is patient. Love is blind. See what you miss when you only have eyes for each other after the jump… Read more »

Every week we see countless comments that have absolutely nothing to do with anything. Our favorite irrelevant comment this week came from Carl La Fong in response to a post about the hoodrat's web redemption.

A pecker joke? Why, Carl?

If you have any irrelevant comments, please just go ahead and leave them here. We bloggers truly appreciate your cooperation.

P.S. I have six pens on my desk.

For more triviality, tune in to an all new episode of Tosh.0 next Wednesday at 10:30pm / 9:30c on Comedy Central!