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Sir Patrick Stewart Is Too Cool to Tweet

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In an interview with PBS Frontline, Sir Patrick Stewart calls Twitter “simplistic” and says he sees no reason to have it in his life. You know what Sir Patrick Stewart? Your life is simplistic! While you were busy getting knighted and starring in theatre and film for the last half century, I was busy letting my followers know how there were no ripe bananas at Whole Foods.

Oh, you’ve performed on Broadway? Well, I’ve been to Broadway. And I made sure to tweet about it while I was there.

You know Queen Elizabeth? Big deal. I follow John Mayer and Ashton Kutcher on Twitter.

You like complexity too much to join? You try summarizing your reaction to Avatar’s "subtle political commentary" in less than 140 characters. Then we’ll talk about whose life is “simple”, Sir.

[via The Daily What.]

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