Channing Tatum, America?s favorite male actor with two female names, has created an adorable blog about love just in time for Valentine?s Day! (And the release of his latest film, Dear John, a movie adaptation of a Nicholas Sparks novel. Not the motivation behind starting the site, I assure you.)
Channing is best known for his performances in mega-hits like She?s The Man, Step Up, Fighting, and whatever film he was shooting when he burnt his penis. That happened. Look it up.
Now, I hate Valentine?s Day and Nicholas Sparks novels as much as the next single girl but that won?t stop me from going on Tatum's PostTheLove.com and sharing this beautiful love poem I wrote based on Channing?s filmography.
Love is like Coach Carter. It wants to know your deepest fear.
And just like She?s the Man, lovers exploit the best Shakespeare.
Love is like Step Up. It makes you dance up and down the street.
And just like Fighting, a lover's quarrel sometimes leaves you beat.
Love is like G.I. Joe, it?s so much better in the books.
And just like Dear John, love can sometimes be as horrible as it looks.
Hmm?maybe that?s not a love poem. Either way, I?m going to totally share it with Channing and all the teen girls across the country. OMG, I hope he comments back!