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Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | February 9, 2010 at 6:00PM

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It's clothes for weiners.

Listen — and this is for all men out there — if any woman goes home with you, and you take off your pants to reveal genitalia that's been dressed up like a Barbie doll, we're out. No if, ands, or buts. Or peens.

The only place someone can sell dick outfits is online, because WHO BUYS A $45 OUTFIT FOR THEIR JUNK?

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That's all I'm going to say about this. Carry on.

[via Dapper Dicks]