The world’s longest-married couple, Herbert and Zelmyra Fisher, will use Twitter this Valentine's Day to answer all of your questions about relationships, love, and marriage. Simply tweet your question to @longestmarried and they'll tweet back.
First, someone has to fill them in on what this Titter is all about. And how you find the internets with this typewriter.
Also, can we bring our typewriter outside? Because we like to sit on our porch all day knitting and complaining about the youngsters with the tight knickers.