How do you get online?
Just plug your computer into an "Internet hole."
Why waste time with confusing words like "Cat5 cable" and "Ethernet" when you can put getting onto the web into language a crude 6th grader can understand?
Just find your Internet hole and connect your Internet string from the hole to your plastic computing box. Make sure your plastic computing box is connected to your mini-television screen and voila! Now you're prepared to go to FOXNews.com!
[via The Daily What]