Oh, you're one of the 250 million people who don't live in the United States' Mid-Atlantic region?
Well, F U!
This is snowmageddon, people! This is the end of warmth as we know it!!
This is the kind of crazy storm skiers dream of, and we all know skiers are sick freaks! Have you ever heard Bode Miller open his mouth?? He's a sick freak!!
Did you watch the "Snowlapse" video above.?
Teddy bears are dying! Being buried alive in snow! That's how bad things have gotten. Innocent stuffed animals, destroyed for the pleasure of that devious bitch, Mother Nature.
So, yes, this kind of thing happens all winter, every winter north of the 45th parallel. But people can't live up there! Well, except for Minnesotans. But we all know Minnesotans aren't real people…
They're sick freaks!