Global Warming Causes Pretty Much Everything

Just as they were digging out of Snowmageddon, the East Coast is once again being hit by another major snowstorm.

All this snow has caused a number of people to ask, "What happened to global warming?"

In fact, TIME.com posed just that question earlier today.  Their answer:

"Brace yourselves now…. There is some evidence that climate change could in fact make such massive snowstorms more common, even as the world continues to warm."

That's right: Global warming can actually cause more snow!

I for one have decided to jump on this bandwagon immediately.  If more warmth can cause more snow, I think pretty much everything is fair game for making global warming the fall guy.  Here's other stuff I'd like to toss on global warming's blame list:

• Not having a proper job until the age of 30
• French rolling my jeans in the early 1990s
• The global economic crisis
• The Franco-Prussian War
• The lack of success of The Jay Leno Show
• Every post on this blog I wrote you didn't find funny
• This post
• The endangering of a number of species of Amazonian toads
• Speidi's book deal

See how easy it is?!  Lay blame to all of your problems on global warming.  You'll be glad you did!