Send a HUG-E-GRAM, Show You Care
Uh-oh. Valentine’s Day is only 3 days away and you still haven’t purchased a present for your long-distance lover! What will you do?
Why not order that special someone the equivalent of a seatbelt wearing Mickey Mouse gloves?
Show them how much you care with a HUG-E-GRAM!
It’s the most uncomfortable kind of hug because it never, ever ends!
Aaand….in case your valentine lives out of your cell phone provider’s coverage area, you can record an original, heart-warming message like, “Happy Valentine’s Day, honey” and you won't even have to call.
You probably think it can’t get any better. But it does. Because they’ll even throw in a dozen wooden flowers.
Nothing says “I love you” like a weight-lifting belt, a prerecorded message, and a couple sticks of lumber.
[via Videogum]
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