The Internet is buzzing over Robert Pattinson’s recent racy photo shoot and interview with Details where he claims to be “allergic to vaginas”.
You know who else is allergic to vaginas? Perez Hilton, Elton John, and Lance Bass. Oh, and John Mayer — if the vagina belongs to a black woman.
Up until now we all wondered if Rob liked girls. What with the fact that so many throw themselves at him and he seems to migrate towards the one that looks most like a 14 year-old boy.
I don’t know. Maybe subtlety is the way to go? It lessened the blow when my uncle came out by telling us that he “wasn’t a fan of lingerie or boobs” and that he “kind of had a thing for Adam’s Apples”.