The Winter Olympics — the only Olympics for habitual pot smokers — went on all weekend long. That's right: All… weekend… long….
If you're like me (and you should hope to God you're not), all you watched of it was a few brief glimpses of Ladies' Moguls Freestyle Skiing on a big screen between sets at Brooklyn Bowl waiting for Cheeseburger to start playing. (I'm a hipster; you get the point.)
But honestly, how many of you watched any more of the Olympics than I did? Above are the 8 people who have won medals as of writing time. Of those eight, the only person I recognize is Bode Miller, who is best known for NOT winning medals.
I can sum up my Winter Olympic Recap in one word: BLARG.
"Blarg" being a new demonstration sport: I'm sure no one will care about it either.