Bed Makes Itself
Big freaking deal. A bed that makes itself? This ?invention? made it to an expo? I?m not interested until the bed can kick out my one-night stand, brew me coffee, and serve me breakfast.
Wait?seriously? Someone should invent that. We should invent that.
Who wouldn?t buy that bed? Crazies who enjoy making eggs and having awkward morning-after chats with strangers, that?s who. They're not our target market anyway.
Come on, guys, let?s get to work on our invention! This bed isn?t going to make itself. (Haha.) Get it? Bed humor…
[via Unique Daily]
