I've literally been staring ALL DAY at the cute guy in my office. I'm wearing a t-shirt that says 'Cowgirls Ride 'Em Harder' and earlier I spilled coffee on his laptop then offered to pay for a new one.
What could I possibly be doing wrong? He's totally avoiding me!
Ugh! I'm going home to watch Dallas reruns. Which way is the subway?
[via Huffington Post]