iPads May Be Available For Pre-Order Soon
The iPad — Steve Jobs's answer to the question, "How can I achieve my life long goal of swimming in a pool of solid gold bullion Scrooge McDuck style?" — maybe be available for pre-order as soon as the end of this week, reports Mashable.
What's this mean for you, the consumer?
Well, if you've been blowing your disposable income on hookers and fine Norwegian chocolates, stop! You don't want to be the last person on your block to own the device that no one says they want but will end up buying anyway!
Your bitching about all of the iPad's problems just won't resonate as strongly if it doesn't come from an authentic place. And nothing shows status like purchasing a psuedo-luxury item that you don't even want.
Pre-order yours today! Or later this week. Or whenever the pre-order starts. No one actually knows, but loves to speculate wildly about it because people want to read about the iPad because they hate it so much.
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