An Argument for Female Presidents
Argentina's female president Cristina Fernandez got down to the heart of the matter in a televised speech last month. Fernandez pointed out that eating pork may improve your sex life, and she had enough fun in the sack to prove it.
Fernandez said she recently ate pork and "things went very well that weekend, so it could well be true."
Now, I would like to point something out. Obama gives speeches about war, healthcare, and the economy. Boring! Guy stuff. Fernandez gives speeches about sex! And food! And sex! Exciting! Girly stuff.
Women love talking about their sex lives. Have you ever seen Sex and the City? Every conversation I ever had with my college roommates was exactly like that. Except we were wearing less expensive shoes.
People say that women aren't fit to run a country. But Cristina Fernandez seems to be doing a pretty damn good job. And not that it matters but she has really good hair, too. Way better hair than Obama. Not that it matters.
