Jessica! You had 120 characters left!
I'm assuming you were planning on using those characters to write "…if I were legally allowed to marry a television show."
Which you're not. At least here in California. I'm not sure what state you live in. Maybe somewhere like Vermont that kind of stuff flies.
But married or not, you can still watch. That's legal in all 50 states. (For now.)
Catch an all new episode of Tosh.0 on Wednesday, February 24th at 10:30pm / 9:30c on Comedy Central!