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Posted by: Mike Pomranz



Contrary to popular belief, Chatroulette is not just a bunch of dudes masturbating on their webcams.

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#videos
Posted by: Mike Pomranz

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

All new episodes of Tosh.0 return on Tuesday at 10/9c on Comedy Central!
#thisweek'sshow
Posted by: Carly Hallam



In this week's Video Breakdown, Daniel analyzes a guy taking a dump outside Bath and Body Works.



And we put 20 seconds on the clock at the expense of a girl with a giant butt.



Then Daniel kicks off a new segment by profiling an old woman who's too stupid to be interviewed.

But that's not all.  You can see a lot more of tonight's show right here on the site:

Finally, check out every single clip from this week's show in this week's raw clips guide.

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#webredemptions
Posted by: Mike Pomranz



Daniel does hood rat stuff with Latarian Milton in the Comedy Central parking lot.

Want more redemption? Head over to our Web Redemptions category to catch all the redeeming moments you may have missed.

And don't forget to check in tomorrow at noon when we'll post the extended interview with the hoodrat kid to find out why it's so fun to do bad things.

All new episodes of Tosh.0 return on Tuesday at 10/9c on Comedy Central!
#bleepkey
Posted by: Joselyn Hughes

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Ever wonder what all those bleep noises on the show are covering up?

Here's every word that the censors made us bleep on tonight's show in order of their appearance:

dicks, shit, fucking, shit, dicks, fucking, fucking, shit, fucking, shit

Watch cho' mouth!

And don't forget to check right here every week before showtime so you can follow the filthy words with our latest Bleep Key! Tune in tonight at 10:30pm / 9:30c on Comedy Central for a brand new episode of Tosh.0!

All new episodes of Tosh.0 return on Tuesday at 10/9c on Comedy Central!
#whatyou'resaying
Posted by: Carly Hallam

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Nykki, baby, I told you not to bother me at work. Unless the house in on fire. Which you would probably be too oblivious to notice. I'm kidding, baby.

Why are you wearing those sunglasses? They make you look like an alien. My alien.

Gotta go, sugar. Got more important people to talk to.

You better have dinner on the table when I get home. Love you, girl.

Catch an all new episode of Tosh.0 tonight at 10:30pm / 9:30c on Comedy Central!

All new episodes of Tosh.0 return on Tuesday at 10/9c on Comedy Central!
#pics
Posted by: Mike Pomranz

Duuuuuude…….

Yes, you might be able to get your hands on a flux capacitor, but then what?

You gotta get the plutonium which will upset the Libyan terrorist who will kill you and then your teenage friend who you have semi-questionable relationship with has to travel back in time to tell you to wear a bulletproof vest so you don't die.

Then you have to go on two other journeys that prove to be far less humorous.

And you have to do all of this without messing up anything in the past that could possibly change the future and make you slowly vanish out photographs.

Waaay more trouble than it's worth, man.

[via Reddit]

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Posted by: Carly Hallam

Spray to Forget is a “beneficial editor for one’s consciousness” that, when sprayed, releases a difficult memory and replaces it with a more appealing one. And yes, it’s real.

But this “conceptual sideways-elevator” seems dangerous to me. No one liked it when Kay and Jay used the neuralyzer on people in Men in Black. And humans don’t like it when vampires erase their memories every time they see something they shouldn’t lurking around Mystic Falls.

Did I just make a Vampire Diaries reference? You bet I did.

Anyway, Spray to Forget sounds like a lawsuit in the making. Personally, I kind of like it when things only previously seen in fictional television shows and movies become a reality. Like, I’d be down for a flying car or one of those holographic computers. And, obviously, if Stefan Salvatore were real I wouldn’t mind.

Another Vampire Diaries reference? Yep. I’m not ashamed.

[via The Daily What]

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#renamethisvideo
Posted by: Mike Pomranz

"My Car Is My Lover" tells the classic tale of a man who is sexually attracted to his car.  But after watching the video, you'll learn he doesn't just love his car…

Think you got a funnier name for this video?  Let us know in the comments!  Then check back next week when we'll post our favorite.

Last week's video was "Imma Be Rocking That Body" — featuring the Black Eyed Peas doing what they do best: looking crazy and being terrible.  There was some mild debate over Fergie's hotness (or obvious lack thereof).  However, I left her alone and chose my favorite new title: "Tyler Perry's Terminator 5" from CCFWD.  Congratulations, CCFWD!

All new episodes of Tosh.0 return on Tuesday at 10/9c on Comedy Central!
#pics
Posted by: Carly Hallam

Apparently, Colorado Springs residents are living in a giant, snow-covered conservative shell.

According to Yahoo News, bus shelter posters advertising the touring production of  “Avenue Q” were rejected because they showed puppet cleavage. That’s right, fuzzy pink puppet cleavage was deemed too racy for the town.

The promotional posters were replaced by one showing the face of another puppet. But I don’t see why they even bothered. If the image of some fuzzy boobies was seen as inappropriate, the play itself is going to knock their cotton knee-highs right off.

I bet they wouldn’t like the song “The Internet is for Porn” and they’d probably hate “You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want (When You’re Makin’ Love)”.

Most of all, I can’t imagine Colorado Springsians enjoying “My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada”, specifically the last line. (I can't write it out. Just click here. Are you back? Eeek!)

Lighten up, Colorado Springs bus shelter advertising company people. It’s only a puppet. With a nice rack. You’re probably just jealous because your wives' cleavage looks more like this…

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