Every week we see countless comments that have absolutely nothing to do with anything. Our favorite irrelevant comment this week came from John Hancock in response to a post about the Casual Bracket Elite Eight.

John Hancock's Irrelevant Comment also counts as this week's Illegal Comment of the Week. A double win for John.

It's a great idea, Hancock. But we don't have any matches. Guess we'll just keep on shooting the show from there instead.

If you pyromaniacs have any other irrelevant comments, please go ahead and leave them below. We bloggers truly appreciate your cooperation.

Mmm…fondue.

Daniel had to ask like half a dozen times to get the Wii Fit Girl to show him her butt.  But for Keith, he only has to ask once.

Here is her butt!!!

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Well, I guess we all saw this coming. It's a t-shirt that counts your e-mails. And it exists because two dorks fell in love, got married, and now they have a lot of time on their hands. Obviously, they're using this time together to procreate t-shirts.

I don't think I'm smart enough to understand the appeal of this article of clothing. Yeah, a t-shirt that displays your e-mails sounds handy. Or one that reads your e-mails aloud, in case you need to hear them while driving or something.

But a t-shirt that simply displays the number of e-mails you have? Is a full inbox a source of pride among nerds these days? I don't get it.

If someone gave me a microcontroller, a conductive thread, and a dongle, I'd put it to better use. I'd thread that dongle through that lilypad until it knocked the shirt right off your back. You know I would.

[via Best Week Ever]

I just finished filing my federal tax returns and have begun working on my state returns, and I am pissed.  Turns out I owe a decent chunk of money to the state of New York.

And what are those tax dollars for?  Apparently, so the New York Senate can maintain a YouTube channel and make public service announcements encouraging young people to pull up their pants.

Hey, State of New York!  I don't give a shit about sagging pants.  What I care about is you wasting my money making YouTube videos!  Why don't you make a viral video encouraging yourselves to be more fiscally responsible.

[via Nothing To Do With Arbroath]

You're probably looking at this ten minute long video of Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes and thinking that you don't have ten minutes to watch a video of Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes. And while that may be true, I insist you watch it anyway.

Trust me, it's worth it. I planned on watching a minute or two and now I've watched the whole thing twice.

It's a bummer we lost Schwarzenegger to the government. I doubt he delivers speeches on California's economy with this much gusto.

Chill out, dickwads. We're just $64 billion in debt.

[via The Daily What]

Finally, someone has taken the classic Pink Floyd record Dark Side of the Moon and rendered it into NES sounding 8-bit, thus answering the long-standing question "Would Zelda II: The Adventure of Link been less disappointing if it had Dark Side of the Moon for a soundtrack?"

The answer: Nothing could have made The Adventure of Link less disappointing.

You can hear the whole album turned NES style starting with "Speak to Me" here, but I've given you "Great Gig in the Sky" above because I've always wondered what a soul singer wailing at the top of her lungs would sound like in 8-bit.  Apparently, it sounds like a lost level of Castlevania.

Unexpectedly, "Any Colour You Like" reminded me more of Double Dragon (or maybe I'm thinking of Ninja Gaiden?  It's been awhile since I dusted off the old NES for any reason other than Punch Out.)

[via The Daily What]

After a mysterious white powder was seen exploding from Lindsay Lohan's shoes, many people speculated as to what the substance could be. One of those people was the one and only G. Lopez.

George made a "joke" on his show about how Lindsay used baby powder to loosen her shoes. Huh? When Lindsay caught wind of George's comment, she went straight to Twitter to get her revenge.

Yeah, George, don't you have kids? Wait, what does that have to do with anything?

Yeah, George, have some dignity! Just make a coke joke, you grown man! Show some respect and acknowledge that it was really coke!

[via Dlisted]

Seton Hill University, a "small Catholic liberal arts university of about 2,100 students in Greensburg, Pennsylvania, near Pittsburgh," has announced that starting in Fall 2010, all full time students will receive both a MacBook and an iPad.

If this seems like a desperate ploy for publicity and students, you're probably right.  Sounds like they've ripped a page from the divorced-dad-who's-run-out-of-options-to-get-his-child's-love playbook.  "What's that hot thing all the kids want?  An iPad.  Yeah, spend the weekend with me in my condo and we'll take a ride to the Best Buy and get you one of those."

Maybe Seton Hill should have spent some of that iPad money updating their logo.  The griffin looks like it was pulled out of a Hagar the Horrible strip.  Now that you're making all these crazy promises to prospective students, people are actually going to be seeing that thing for a change.

[via Mashable]

Recently, it seems like everyone has been doing their take on this circular, stick-figured "ideal life" image.

Well, here's my better life.

I think it would be amazing.  Though maybe I'm just tired.

If your 3-year-old son wants to be a single lady, you best let him be a single lady. DO NOT deny that child the joy of telling an ex to go screw himself.

When this kid sings, "Just cried my tears, for three good years", he freaking knows what he's talking about. Years of tears, people. Beyonce shares that experience with many toddlers.

Leave it to the kid's father to nitpick a little thing like the word "lady". Thanks for the buzzkill, Dad.