Tosh.0 Olympic Recap, Part Final!

Many of you are probably saying, "Mike, another Olympic Recap??  The Olympics ended two days ago!"

Yeah, I hadn't really noticed.  Did you notice?

Well, here's the deal: The United States lost the Olympics!

Supposedly, the Olympics were tied through regulation and they actually had to extend the Olympics — an unprecedented move! — to determine a winner.  But Canada prevailed.

The Olympics then resumed on Monday with the Red Wings defeating the Avalanche.

In meaningless sports, the U.S. claimed to have won the most medals, which is kind of bullshit, since when it comes to gold medals, we tied for 3rd with Norway.  Yes!  We are equally as good as Norway!

We did have the most silver and bronze medals, however, which proves that an American is always willing to phone it in when it really counts.

So to summarize: We lost, but despite losing, we proved we are the best at not winning.  Quite an achievement.  One that would have made Norway proud…

Just two years until the Real Olympics!  Hopefully, I'll still have this job to provide you with far superior Summer Olympic Recaps!  Somehow, I doubt it.