Remember when you got picked last in kickball? Remember when the cool kid stole your homework? Remember when the cheerleading team pointed and laughed at your pants with the cityscape printed on them? (Oh, that didn't happen to you? That was just me? Nevermind.) Well, as of today, we dorks rule the world.
Being a nerd is cool. Social media is awesome. You're totally going to get laid tonight! OK, maybe I'm getting carried away. But your beard is in style. And your sunglasses are hip now. That's something, right?