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Sandra Bullock Prevails

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Sandra Bullock has achieved a milestone.

After accepting the award for Best Actress at last night's Academy Awards for her performance in The Blind Side, she became the first person ever to win both an Oscar and a Razzie in the same year.

Seen above is Bullock's acceptance speech at the Golden Raspberry Awards just a few days earlier.  The Razzies acknowledge the worst performances of the year, and she took home this year's Worst Actress award for her turn in All About Steve.

I've never been particularly fond of Sandra Bullock, but in accepting both her Oscar and her Razzie, something has become abundantly clear…

Bitch loves money.  And God bless her for it.

Sandra Bullock is a 45-year-old woman.  How many movies are made each year in Hollywood?  Maybe a few hundred?  Now, how many of those movies feature a lead actress who is 45 years old?  Now, of those movies, how many people are willing to pay Sandra Bullock's ridiculously high price tag just so they can have the benefit of saying they have a movie starring Sandra Bullock??

When someone comes knocking on your door with a multi-million dollar check to do something even you are surprised you're still being paid to do, you just keep taking those checks until your luck runs out and let the chips fall where they may.  Who cares about what check comes from where?  If you do enough flicks, a few of them are bound to be decent.

Who gives a crap about the critics anyway?  How many of them have an estimated fortune of $85 million?  Hell, how many of them no longer rent a room from their parents?

[via The Daily What]

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