Sandra Bullock's Biggest Fan! (Spoiler Alert: It's Not Jesse James)
I haven't seen anybody get this excited about anything since Cup Stacking Girl.
If he's not her agent, brother, or best friend, I'm worried about him.
If he is her agent, brother, or best friend, I'm worried about her. That's some crazy stalker shit right there.
"I'm so happy she won. That would have been really awkward," he says. Would it? Would it have been awkward? Well thank goodness she won because we wouldn't want things to get awkward.
BTW, you have a tear stain on your I Love Sandra Bullock t-shirt.
[via PopEater]
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