What is today's top trending topic on Twitter?
Chuck Norris, of course!
And why? Did he kick some serious ass recently or something like that?
Nope. It's his 70th birthday.
That's right: Chuck Norris's birthday is the most discussed topic on Twitter worldwide.
Corey Haim died for Christ's sake! And look… Chuck Norris is so much more important I just covered up Corey's RIP with a big red arrow to point at Chuck Norris's name! That's how kick ass Chuck Norris is! He spits on the deaths of inferior '80s celebrities!
But seriously, 70 years old? Can't we get over this guy? I realize it's mostly an ironic joke, but come on. The guy hasn't made a decent movie since ever.