Eduard Khil, better known as The Trolololo Guy, would like you to write your own lyrics for his web-famous song. Challenge. Of. A. Lifetime.
I don't know where Eduard wants you to submit your own lyrics but I want you to submit them here in the comments so we can enjoy your version of The Trolololo song.
Remember guys, we web-folk all speak the same language. And it's less exhausting and more offensive than Russian. Now get to trolololoing!