Apparently, John thinks we have a "FUNNY show." But how do we know if that's actually him talking or if it's his "white supremacist dick"? I don't know if we want to take an endorsement from a racist penis? Is it racist??
And the timing on this is a little suspicious. Just because the Phillies Fan's Daughter knew to throw your CD back in last week's episode doesn't mean you need to start kissing our ass. Daniel just tossed her the CD; the rest was her choice. It's not our fault she has amazing musical tastes for a four year old.
But we appreciate you endorsing our show to your 3 million plus followers …four days after we go on break. Maybe you can do us a solid and retweet this in about 10 weeks? Maybe include a link to the blog?? Thaaaanks.
All new episodes of Tosh.0 return on June 2nd at 10:30pm / 9:30c on Comedy Central!