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I Finally Understand the Appeal of Online Dating

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 25, 2010 at 11:00AM

Online Schools recently released an infographic on online dating.  Among its many interesting insights is the statistic above.

You see, I used to think that online dating was for socially inept losers, but like everything else on the Internet, I just knew there had to be a devious underbelly.

Turns out, online, the universal language isn't love: It's hating condoms.

Which leads me to believe their universal motto is probably "Who gives a rat's ass?  I already have herpes!"

Thank you, Match.com!