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Michael Buble Being Stalked By A Velociraptor

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 29, 2010 at 1:00PM

In the vein of Selleck Waterfall Sandwich comes Michael Buble Being Stalked By A Velociraptor, a blog so pointless you can't help but be intrigued.

There are over 20 examples of Michael Buble being stalked by a velociraptor on this site. The raptor can be seen following Buble to photoshoots, concerts, and interviews, where he is always standing just a few steps behind. It's random and it's hilarious.

While browsing this site I got to thinking (hoping) that Michael is singing about his stalker raptor in his latest single "Haven't Met You Yet":

Wherever You Are
Whenever It's Right
You Come Out Of Nowhere And Into My Life

And I Promise You Kid I'll Give So Much More Than I Get
I Just Haven't Met You Yet

Whaaaat? You come out of nowhere and into my life? That's straight up stalker-crooning right there. I just haven't met you yet? Turn around Michael, he's right there waiting for you!

Oh, I really hope things work out for them.

[via The Daily What]