Michael Buble Being Stalked By A Velociraptor
In the vein of Selleck Waterfall Sandwich comes Michael Buble Being Stalked By A Velociraptor, a blog so pointless you can't help but be intrigued.
There are over 20 examples of Michael Buble being stalked by a velociraptor on this site. The raptor can be seen following Buble to photoshoots, concerts, and interviews, where he is always standing just a few steps behind. It's random and it's hilarious.
While browsing this site I got to thinking (hoping) that Michael is singing about his stalker raptor in his latest single "Haven't Met You Yet":
Wherever You Are
Whenever It's Right
You Come Out Of Nowhere And Into My Life
And I Promise You Kid I'll Give So Much More Than I Get
I Just Haven't Met You Yet
Whaaaat? You come out of nowhere and into my life? That's straight up stalker-crooning right there. I just haven't met you yet? Turn around Michael, he's right there waiting for you!
Oh, I really hope things work out for them.
[via The Daily What]





































