Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

I'm glad someone has finally taken "what you're saying about Tosh.0" to a new level and gone all TwitPic on us!

Not that taking a picture of someone watching TV is really kudos-worthy.  It's kind of ridiculous actually, but, hey, for every great breakthrough there has to be a first.

So thanks, Matthew.  You're a trailblazer.

But who watches TV while on the phone?  Are you really able to pick up on all the subtlety of our jokes that way?

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Umm…really?

When I was in elementary school, one of my friends had to turn down the role of Ariel in our school's production of The Little Mermaid because her mom thought the bikini top was revealing and inappropriate. That's how I got the part. Being second best and having a cool mom is a lot better than being first best and not having a cool mom. Remember that, kids.

Anyway. "You do coke and kill people." That's appropriate for a 9 year-old. And guns? Who doesn't want to play with guns at school?

I guess I'm appalled at this video. I can't decide because I'm also a bit jealous that I didn't get to play Elvira Hancock in my school play. Ariel just seems so juvenile now looking back.

"Lesson number two: Don't get high on your own supply." Man, I would have been fudging awesome in that role.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

Getting stuck at red lights makes me sick too.

Merton, the Chat Roulette piano player, is back with another video of him improvising songs to strangers on the site. It's funny again. But I've seen him do it before and Ben Folds, his celebrity look alike, has already done his own version, too.

So I don't want to have to be that guy (girl) who actually says what everyone is thinking but… what happened to the peens? Are unidentified ding-dongs not what made Chat Roulette a unique Internet destination? I say show me strangers naked or don't show me at all!

Who's with me!? No one? Everybody prefers piano improv? OK, I'll just be surfing 4chan by myself then.

Round 1 has come to an end, and what an amazing four days it was!

We received over 17,000 votes per poll for a whopping 139,000+ total votes.  I don't think Montana does that well in their gubernatorial election.

What happened?  Well, first, let's look at a couple blow outs.

Jumpsuits was the biggest winner, clobbering Raincoats by a 76% to 24% margin.  They'll be taking on another big winner in the second round, Fruit Costumes, which beat up on the much heralded Wetsuits to the tune of over 5,000 votes.

In our closest battle, surprisingly Bowling Shirts edged out Sweater Vests by just 284 votes.  Sweater Vests received a lot of nominations, but turns out people just couldn't resist seeing Daniel in turquoise.  In what's sure to be an interesting 2nd round match up, Bowling Shirt will face Hawaiian Shirts, which soundly defeated Argyle — proving once again that no one is a winner when they're wearing argyle.

In a monster upset for fashion, Ugly Sweaters had a 32 percentage point victory over Formal Jackets.  Turns out our stylist was right: People aren't ready to see a formal Daniel Tosh yet.  But voting did Daniel's favorite team proud, as Sports Jerseys edged out Track Jackets by just under 2,000 votes, probably with a little support from Miami fans.

Lastly, Metal Tees took down my personal favorite Starter Jackets by a slim margin, 327 votes, though I don't think anything is more metal than rockin' an old school Starter Jacket!  We'll see if Slayer is ready to kick some ass against Mesh Shirts in the next round, as the slightly see-through top beat up on Bathrobes by a 20% margin.  Metal vs. Mesh is sure to be an epic battle.

And that's it.  Your 1st round winners and loser and your 2nd round match ups.

SEE THE FULL BRACKET HERE.

And then check back tomorrow at noon for the start of 2nd round voting!  It's down to our elite eight articles of clothing…

In the vein of Selleck Waterfall Sandwich comes Michael Buble Being Stalked By A Velociraptor, a blog so pointless you can't help but be intrigued.

There are over 20 examples of Michael Buble being stalked by a velociraptor on this site. The raptor can be seen following Buble to photoshoots, concerts, and interviews, where he is always standing just a few steps behind. It's random and it's hilarious.

While browsing this site I got to thinking (hoping) that Michael is singing about his stalker raptor in his latest single "Haven't Met You Yet":

Wherever You Are
Whenever It's Right
You Come Out Of Nowhere And Into My Life

And I Promise You Kid I'll Give So Much More Than I Get
I Just Haven't Met You Yet

Whaaaat? You come out of nowhere and into my life? That's straight up stalker-crooning right there. I just haven't met you yet? Turn around Michael, he's right there waiting for you!

Oh, I really hope things work out for them.

[via The Daily What]

The web isn't just fun: it can be informative too.

Like, after discovering the image above, I learned that sometimes the best way to get your point across is to draw it out.  Simply writing "Please use a towel under your door to keep your pot smoke away from my pregnant wife" wouldn't have fully expressed this neighbor's concerns.

Well, it would have expressed them, but it wouldn't have fully explained how uptight he is.

What sort of uptight jerk doesn't want his pregnant wife exposed to second-hand pot smoke?  That kid is going to be such a buzzkill.  The kind of buzzkill that goes around drawing pictures on people's doors.

And the circle of lame-dom continues.

[via Skull Swap]

…we couldn't start the week off with a cat bitch slapping a dog as shown on some crazy Japanese television show.

Luckily, we can.

[via The Daily What]

I can't tell if this is a joke or not. But I can say with absolute certainty that it's the best version of "We Are The World" to date.

You don't need to show me a video of Josh Groban, Miley Cyrus, and Jamie Foxx attempting to harmonize to get my donation. Michael Jackson and Ray Charles' Japanese twins are much more effective.

Bravo, Japan, you've created a masterpiece. We can only hope your next remake includes a Japanese Justin Bieber. A tiny Asian Bieber? Adorbz. I would stick him in my Hello Kitty backpack and take him everywhere.

Did you see last night's Kansas State vs. Xavier double overtime thriller?  Boring!  You want a down-to-the-wire match up, check out some of these Casual Bracket battles!

Bowling Shirts are just edging out Sweater Vests by a slim margin.  And Starter Jackets and Metal Tees are running neck and neck!

But it's not over…

We've had over ten thousand votes per match up (!), but voting is still open for two more days.  Anything is possible!  Even Raincoats could make a 2nd half comeback!  (But not very likely).

Polls remain active until 11:59pm on Sunday evening and you can vote up to once a day.  Get your votes in and have your voice heard (…if not necessarily listened to).

Then check back on Monday when we announce the 2nd round "elite eight games."

CLICK HERE TO VOTE!