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#wtfriday
Posted by: Mike Pomranz

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend?  Check out previous WTFridays!

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#renamethisvideo
Posted by: Mike Pomranz

The video above is called "Nawet miszczom się zdarza."  Uh, what?!  What language is that?  My Polish friend said it was Polish, but he also suggested I add a screen door to my submarine.

Think you got a funnier name for this video?  Let us know in the comments!  Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

This week's Rename This Video Vote was by far our closest of all time.  And not just between the top two choices; all five titles were in close contention.  In fact, less than 70 votes separated #5 from #1.  But there's got to be four losers, so Mike takes the cake with "The Catholic Church's new priest clothing line."  Ha!  Priests touch boys.  Funny stuff, Mike.  Seriously.  Congrats!

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#whatyou'resaying
Posted by: Carly Hallam

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Nothing. Roger Ebert isn't saying anything about Tosh.0 because he doesn't know it exists.

But he thinks it should exist! So I suppose that is a start.

Don't worry, guys. Heather, Jason, Scott and about a dozen other people let Roger in on the secret.

I am a bit worried though about what his review would be if he ever got around to watching it.

"Shall I have feelings, or should I pretend to be cool? Will I seem hopelessly square if I find “Tosh.0” morally reprehensible and will I appear to have missed the point?"

I just inserted "Tosh.0" into a quote from his review of "Kick-Ass". But you get the idea.

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#videos
Posted by: Joselyn Hughes

REMIX!

I never thought I'd see the day where I felt bad for George Costanza, but it's arrived. Best remix on the internet?
For me it is.

Maybe it's because my two best friends in college called me Elaine. But that could be because I can't dance.

Maybe I don't love this video like I thought I did.

[via GorillaMask]

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#videos
Posted by: Mike Pomranz

Yes, you could use this product for your marriage, but pulling the ol' "dutch oven" is half the fun of even having a significant other to begin with.

Why not utilize this amazing invention where it is really needed…

On the homeless!

We got charities out there giving free blankets to the homeless to keep them warm, but those filthy vagrants still smell.  If we gave them these blankets, it wouldn't improve their marriages, but it would improve our streets, subway systems and public bathrooms.

So let's go out there and kill two birds with one stone!  Better Marriage Blankets and the homeless: It's a match made in heaven!

[via The Daily What]

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#videos
Posted by: Carly Hallam

RandomYouTubeVideo.com is a single serving site that shows you a YouTube video at random. And when you refresh the page, a new, random video appears.

I think the site is brilliant. How would I have found this six minute fan production trailer if it wasn't fatefully brought before my eyes?

I also saw a psychological experiment, a John Cleese sketch from the early '90s, and a tribute to deceased wrestlers set to "Every Breath You Take".

Gold! This site is YouTube gold!

Visit RandomYouTubeVideo.com and share your treasures in the comments.

[Ed Note: "Every Breath You Take" + pictures of wrestlers = perfection.]

[The DW]

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#tosh.0captionchallenge
Posted by: Mike Pomranz

We received over a thousand comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

This week's winning caption comes from one of our mobile users: sensai.

To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text TOSHSMOM to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

The Real Jersey Shore!

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back Monday at 4 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

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#videos
Posted by: Mike Pomranz

This latest clip from yesterday morning, coupled with the "Keep Fucking That Chicken" clip from last year, leads me to three possible conclusions about what's happening over at New York City's Fox 5 news department.

  1. They let their newscasters say whatever they want to try to boost ratings,
  2. They let their newscasters drink on the job, or
  3. Before the Internet, Fox 5 used to just show hardcore pornography during their news hours, but no knew because it never hit YouTube.

Either way, they're doing a bang up job over there.  Keep the spark alive.

[via The Daily What]

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#pics
Posted by: Carly Hallam

Today is Arbor Day!

Sure, the holiday seems a little redundant and single-minded after celebrating Earth Day last Thursday. You're probably saying, "Didn't I just plant a tree 8 days ago?"

If you are saying that and you did plant a tree — which, come on, you didn't — then you can take this Arbor Day off.

But the rest of us, we need to do our part.

Me? I am going to buy this ring with live Icelandic moss growing out of it. Why? Because I have an extra $450 and I want my punches to taste like environmental awareness.

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#whatyou'resaying
Posted by: Carly Hallam

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

First of all, EricBarbaric, I don't appreciate being called a "tard". Re-Re maybe, but not tard.

Secondly, EB, everyone makes mistakes. Including you.

I took the liberty of visiting your blog Vicious-Delicious in order to find fault in your work. The link to your new Tumblr page in your first post is broken. Fix it, you tard.

How does that feel?

Muahaha! Sweet revenge! #ladyparts

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