Things Just Got Real
The Consumerist is breaking important news in the world of eating. Bread is bullshit and buns are for idiots. Real foodies only want meat, cheese and bacon.
People seem to be offended by this — saying it'll make you fat or looks gross — but I don't see anything wrong with it. What's offensive is that KFC expects people to eat it with their hands.
If this was on a plate, they'd give you silverware and serve it with a side of Brussels sprouts and call it chicken cordon bleu and no one would care.
What's gross is stuffing a perfectly good meal in a paper bag. Give me some fine china and class this crap up, jerks!
[via Reddit]
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