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Bristol Palin's Abstinence PSA

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 7, 2010 at 3:00PM

Bristol Palin has a really super effective PSA out right now where she encourages teenage girls to not have sex UNLESS they're rich and famous like her. Because that cute giggly child right there? Her baby? ALMOST ruined her life. Her life would be the pits…if she wasn't so rich and famous.

Well, I suppose that's a good concept for a PSA. Don't do anything I would do because you're not as entitled as me. My main problem with this is not the message. It's the visual execution of the idea.

If you're rich and you have a baby out of wedlock, you wear tweed and have furniture in your apartment. But if you're not rich and you have a baby out of wedlock, you wear a t-shirt and jeans and your hair is PULLED UP INTO A HAIRTIE! And you live in the same apartment, it's just not furnished.

Well, that doesn't look so bad. I mean, I don't have hardwood floors at my place. And I need a couch. Maybe I should be a teen mom! Seems like a step up from what I've got going on now.

[via Gawker]